Why Would Someone Blog About Every Star Trek DC Comics Issue? #11 – Mindmeld

‘The Tantalus Trap’ picks up immediately following the cliffhanger from the previous issue (‘Mind Meld’). The Enterprise crew is trapped on the ‘Mirror’ Enterprise after Evil Kirk remotely activated the self-destruct sequence (which can’t be overridden). Stop me if you’ve heard any of this before—actually, don’t, because if you walked… read more »

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The ‘Routan Boom’ Was Brooke Shields’ Anti-Breeder Moment, Courtesy Of VW

Almost 15 years ago, Volkswagen produced a full mockumentary starring Brooke Shields shaming sexually active Americans who were having kids exclusively so they could sample the ‘German engineering’ of the Volkswagen Routan, a badge-swapped, Dodge-built minivan that was neither German nor particularly ‘engineered’ past a few cosmetic updates. Doubling down… read more »

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Why I’m Quitting Littermaid, The Worst Cat Litterbox On The Planet

A lament about the crappiest crap-raker ever devised, adapted from my Amazon review. 10 years ago, I got tired of hand-scooping cat litter and bought one of the original Littermaids. For about 6 years it faithfully scraped back and forth across its gravelly borders, depositing my furry beast’s unmentionable excretions… read more »

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